A little dog once nipped my 90 year old grandpa in his porch. My grandpa responded with a swift kidney blow from his cane.
The owner looked furious but caught me staring him in the eye in time to recompose himself and get off of our front yard.
The bloody nerve. You have your dog take its daily piss on our wall - a wall that my grandma cleans, btw. The dog takes its daily piss and my grandpa decides to ignore it, but then you don’t stop the thing from nipping him?
Oh well the dog pissed blood for a week after that