Engineers Create a Programmable Fiber

Tired of swiping in data apps? Tired of having to come up with Instagram worthy profile pictures? Tired of ice breaker questions? With Tingler, that's all in the past!

Just put on a pair of our patent pending funderwear w/ 360 tingly and step outside. First, our GPS enabled guidance system will tingle you to where the party is. Once you arrive, just start mingling & tingling. The embedded engorge-o-meter will sense blood flow & take note of who turns you on. If someone else REALLY likes you, too, we'll tingle you together. It's a lot easier to get into someone else's pants when their pants are trying to get into yours!