It's like sort of Dr Seuss riff for an experienced programmer.
So you've done a lot of program?
Can you, can you, without a reference?
Could you, could you, with nary a pointer?
Will you, will you, use no return?
No for loop? And less control flow goop?
I had to switch back to do some Python and Swift maintenance/development last week after 2 solid weeks of climbing the Elixir newbie staircase, and I was amazed at how much code I write in "normal" languages whose sole purpose is to decide where the code goes next. For the first hour or two my brain kept screaming "why do you keep putting all of these if blocks everywhere?!"