It's the universe conspiring to test your will power.

If you can resist after reading this HN thread, you'll be able to overcome any future temptation.

Good luck.

I switched to decaf and it's really the best of both worlds - water processed beans have a great taste without the caffeine crush

If it's because of acid reflux or heartburn, try darker roasts or cold brew.

If it's because of caffeine jitters, try popping some L-theanine: https://examine.com/supplements/theanine/

I have never had a cup of coffee in my life.

The comments are hilarious to me though, like everyone is speaking a different language.