I say: combine the two (cannabis farming and bitcoin mining)!
Edit: Oh God, it's actually an actual thing that already exists: [1]
[1] https://bitcoinpenny.com/products/the-manhole-cover-physical...
"hey, why's there so much blood on this thing?"
"you don't wanna know"
"I do want to know Tom, I do - enlighten me, where did all this blood come from? Wait a minute, is that hair and bits of brain down here? You don't normally see that kind of thing on coinage of the realm Tom"
on edit: formatting, and made dialog more Ritchiean.
Hey BBC want to hire me as technical consultant for the show