To be fair, more people die from inserting things into their anus than die from AR15s.
That's a [citation needed] claim, and dildos are a pretty small subset of "things".
I would love to have been a fly on the wall listening to that debate about the cut-off for how many dildos are acceptable Maybe this is buried deep on C-SPAN somewhere.
The law, written in 1973 at a time when the U.S. Supreme Court was dealing with obscenity laws and cases from around the country, takes a tough stance on people who have the device.