Funny, cute and just as irrelevant as the other comment. Not to mention that the places you placed ellipsis are not all appropriate places for commas. I would understand if it even slightly impacted the readability or understandability of my post. This is the trite shit I hope to avoid here, if I wanted grammar-nazi and punny sarcastic threads about it, well, you know where I'd go.
Jesus guys, I was on the mobile site and ellipses are faster when I'm already feeling limited by my thumb's tapping ability to have to go hunt for the comma. I didn't realize it was such an issue that it spawned 6 comments about my style and zero comments about the content of my post or the article.
I mean, do I explicitly need to write: "I'm so sorry, I know I should have used commas but I didn't and it wasn't easy for me to proof-read on my device"? Good lord, even the original post is being crucified without response.