Dorodango: the Japanese art of making shiny mud balls (2019)
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* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDSee1-4bUI (How to make...)
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfBGGuezus8 (Shiny Graphite Ball made from Clay and Graphite)
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG7wHTmKtjQ (Textures in Dorodango)
Painstakingly made, highly polished balls of pure mud - a how to - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4530465 - Sept 2012 (1 comment)
It's not actually used, so far as I know. But it fits your definition.
Edit: Appears to be the case, TIL https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorodango#In_popular_culture
(Edit for corrected URL) [0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG7wHTmKtjQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqAfzcJurMM
EDIT: I like this video better for actually seeing the process:
[1] http://www.landis.org.uk/services/soilsguide/series.cfm?sern...
I have one on my shelf here that I dug out of a river bank and made with my kids... we saved it and I shined it up by sprinkling sifted clay dust onto it and rolling it on a hard surface as it dried
Make very loose mud with water in a bucket, let it settle for a minute, pour off whatever is floating on the top, keep whatever hasnt settled to the bottom, let it settle for a few hours, recover the settled portion. Repeat if desired for more refinement. Wrap in cloth and hang for several hours to reduce water content.
You are keeping particles which settle to the bottom after one minute and before one hour (or whatever, the minimum and maximum times are adjusted to suit needs)
Often we talk about the power of inertia in keeping around old codebases with terrible histories. We talk about how illogical it is that we don't throw things out and start anew. There's a hidden value in a known quantity which has had blemishes polished off. With a nod to mythbusters, even a turd can shine [1] given sufficient effort. We have all dealt with many turds in the course of our careers.
It is of course ideal to polish something more valuable than a turd. Architecture can still be rotten on the inside and necessitate replacement despite having a well polished exterior process. But new systems will always be unpolished no matter how well design. In the end there is no substitute for the smoothing process of constant handling.
[1] https://go.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/polishi...
"I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best." - Disraeli
Screw you, I quit!
We could modify this to handle sysadmins too.
However, the political reality in any large company means shit will be shipped on a regular basis. This isn't unique to the dev/sysadmin roles. This happens in every area of business.
There's enormous glory to be had in visibly polishing turds - in mitigating well known, well communicated problems. Prevention is very important, yes, but it is not a panacea.
Kind of the culmination of the "Big Ball of Mud" architecture, innit.
Plus every now and then there's a reset where it all goes back to a tiny cohesive start before the chaos begins again.
> APL is like a diamond. It has a beautiful crystal structure; all of its parts are related in a uniform and elegant way. But if you try to extend this structure in any way — even by adding another diamond — you get an ugly kludge. LISP, on the other hand, is like a ball of mud. You can add any amount of mud to it [...] and it still looks like a ball of mud!
[1] https://www.joelonsoftware.com/2000/04/06/things-you-should-...
The description for Forth had 'ball of mud' in it. That bottom-up design where you start with a tiny core and keep adding little bits and smoothing them out then adding more over and over.
I always thought it was more like a snowball like in making a snowman sort of accumulation. But now... that final step when you have that last written that you give the command and the system removes all the bits that never get referenced from your application, squishes it down, polishes it up and spits out an executable.
Forth is very dorodango.
If you're making dorodango you can ignore all of that. You'll just need to dry it out slowly to avoid cracks.
When you make them you'll want to experiment with burnishing at different stages of dryness or with different tools.
If you live in a place with low levels of clay in the soil you can just dump a load of dirt in a bucket, fill the bucket with water and swirl it around. That gets clay from the dirt into the water. You then pour the water off into another bucket and let the water evaporate to leave the clay.
> Dorodango author Bruce Gardner shares the story of how he discovered the Japanese art of hikaru dorodango.
The story itself was kind of anticlimactic. Apparently he read an essay about, then did it.
think they’re missing out in the context that dango are specifically a desert that’s shaped as tiny little balls.
It was fun, they made great gifts. They're extremely fragile, I think one of the three I kept has survived, but won't know for sure until I get back into my storage unit.
2. Got a banner with some offer on 80% of my screen
3. Closed website
I like modern web /s
Fun game, was smiling and crying during gameplay
In case anyone was wondering, the word "hikaru" (as in hikaru dorodango, or Hikaru Nakamura) means "shine"
And if you’re not at least mixing in some iron oxide into your mud how can you even be secure? Sea shell dust just doesn’t cut it in the modern world.