I want two network cards that have trillions of entangled quantum states between them so I can network to anywhere.
Sadly that is not how quantum entanglement works.
Sadly that is not how quantum entanglement works.
If it turns out that wormholes are impossible, a future internet powered by neutrinos (presuming we discover/invent a material that can absorb them consistently in a compact way) would be the next best thing.