Serving a static folder `/static` on port `3000` as user `static-user` and with cache headers set to 60 seconds would go like this:
thttpd -D -h 0.0.0.0 -p 3000 -d /static -u static-user -l - -M 60
Even if you've got Python lying around on every Ubuntu server, I still don't get why you wouldn't use something leaner to serve your static files, as long as it's easy to install/configure. Same goes for most of the runtimes in that list.