Make a document look like it was written by a Cthulhu-worshipping madman? (2011)

Reminds me a little bit of the answer to the Stack Overflow question about parsing HTML with Regular Expressions... https://stackoverflow.com/a/1732454 [Edit: Fixed Link]

The "<center> cannot hold" is a beautiful reference to "The Second Coming" by Yeats

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43290/the-second-comi...

Best subcomment on a stack exchange in a while:

"Googling "crazy latex" did not return what I expected."

This might be a good place to mention

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc87uvk8GBc

"Hey there, Cthulhu, down there in your sunken city / seems a billion light years distant / bet the stars look very pretty from R'lyeh ..."

It sounds creepier if you can raise the pitch by 20-25%, e.g. in NewPipe (Android), mpv, or something. (In mpv, use "--audio-pitch-correction=no", and "]" in its window to speed it up.)