On a more serious note, I just tried this excellent sardines recipe this week; Fisherman's Eggs [0]. Great for a high protein breakfast...
[0] https://www.thesophisticatedcaveman.com/fishermans-eggs/
Would it perhaps help to look backwards through a pair of binoculars while eating, so as to give the impression that the dish and its fishy contents are still small, thus maintaining the "giant" illusion?
This could be further aided by using a somewhat oversized plate.
Or perhaps use some particularly small eggs? (I think you'd be looking for some "Pullet eggs" in this case)
Brain: This is an entire fish.
Brain: The body is too small for me to pull off regular bites with my hands.
Brain: I must be a giant.
Chawmp
I see you’ve studied this topic extensively. Therefore I bow to your superior wisdom and I shall say no more about it.