Every central bank digital currency will fail. Only a fool would play with such dystopia. Buy bitcoin (before it is too late).
I’d also add that I do not regret it. I’m sure the person that sold me my coin does regret it ;-)
What you might be thinking of is stuff that was invented out of thin air, “instamined” like a ethereum, ripple, or other Proof of Stake coins (bad, for some of the reasons you have outlined). Fair launch, no premine Proof of work coins are as close as you can get to a digital commodity.
Bitcoins are pure speculation. (So I guess if by horses you meant gambling on them, then sure, horses are too pure speculation. But nobody suggests using horse bets as a store of value, while people seriously is suggesting that about bitcoins.)