I try to tell people I don't have a birthday anymore. Because if I tell people not to get me anything, sometimes they hear please get me something. Ugh.
Never thought of that. I'd imagine the ensuing conversation is even more problematic though? "What do you mean you don't have a birthday? That makes no sense!"
Maybe could also tack on that you count winters to tell your age.
I mean, if I have to put it on a form, that's one thing, but like office people don't need to know when it is.