The Intelligent Timing Lock
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And some presense of mind to not point the horn at any EM-reflective surfaces.
That's about it.
I’ve often thought of a lock out for investing. “I’ll buy this stock, and I’m not allowed to sell it for 5 years”. A hack is to invest in early stage startups, where you’ll often not have an option of selling early. Anything listed on a stock market is the opposite.
From what I can tell, it’s possible with scripting Bitcoin, to not allow a transaction for X years, but no one seems to offer this in an easy to use way
has no emergency override!
From my understanding, if I really want to override I can email the company and ask for help, but that hasn’t happened in the 4-5 years I’ve had it.
The main uses I found for it are sticking my phone in there during pomodoros, and sticking cash in there on weekends that I can’t afford to spend.
One idea I’ve had that I haven’t implemented is putting a password on my computer or phone that someone else generates for me. For example, I might have my wife scribble a bunch of nonsense letters on a piece of paper, have her input that password on the device, then I would throw the piece of paper into the lockbox.
I thought that was a pretty clever way to go about it, I know people do a lot for $5!
Son of a bitch doesn't let go no matter how many treats I feed him.
Turns out, he was running a piece of web-monitoring software, which wouldn't let him access the login page because it couldn't get permission from its server, because it couldn't reach the server, because he hadn't gotten past the login page. Pretty straightforward little Catch-22.
We turned off his wifi for a moment and I ended up MAC-spoofing his device to complete the login on his behalf, and all was well.
Once he confirmed he was online successfully, I asked more about this monitoring software. Was it installed by his employer? No, turns out this was a religious thing, to avoid "temptation". Monitoring and approval was apparently done by another user of the software -- pairs of peers would agree to keep an eye on each other's browsing habits, the logic being that even just a little more visibility and accountability is all it takes to keep oneself on the straight-and-narrow.
What a fascinating little market I never knew existed!
Basically, if you want to stop doing something, force yourself to constantly do it – with a deadline. Can’t stop scrolling? Force yourself to only scroll social media for an hour. If you want to quit fast-food, force yourself to only eat fast-food every day for two weeks. If you want to stop doing something, force yourself to overdo it until you just can’t do it anymore. It works even to start doing things: if you struggle, e.g., to work on personal projects, (and you actually like them and sporadically do them), force yourself to not even touch anything like them for a few weeks, and you’ll be super eager. Forced vacations are also inspiring as hell.
Art students get a similar advice: “Every painter has a thousand bad paintings inside of them – get them out of yourself as soon as possible”. Whatever it is you crave and want to stop – just have at it, stuff yourself like a pig and you will look to make an actual change.
Unfortunately my country has now forever banned it and now I have to pay anywhere from 10 to 20 times for these same chinese items on Amazon and other sites (which I believe are still shipped through china but through a proxy country just so the shipping label doesn't say china).
I am not in favor or against it personally since I don't understand economics or politics, but god do i miss ordering random stuff from this website for few bucks.
(1) https://indianexpress.com/article/india/china-apps-banned-in...
The trick some sellers are doing is routing packages via Kenya etc so it doesn't look it's coming from China.
The original lock is absolutely puny so I decided to learn more about padlocks to find a suitable replacement. As far as I can tell the short of it is that almost all of these locks are trivially unlocked without having to use brute force:
- All mainstream combination locks are trivially decoded with a modicum of knowledge. You can teach yourself to do it in 5 minutes with a youtube video. It's annoying because not having to carry a key is definitely nice, but in terms of anti-theft measures you might as well put a "plz don't steal" post-it on your bag.
- Many small padlocks use a spring loaded mechanism to lock the shackle (similar to the one in this post). Mostly for convenience as far as I can tell, since it means that you can lock it without having to use the key. It turn that means that most of these locks can be bumped (like in this post) or shimed.
- Many (but not all) of these lock have a very poorly designed core that often allows bypassing the pins entirely (you insert a lockpick all the way through the keyway and you can trigger the unlocking mechanism at the back without having to actually pick anything). Even if that's not an option the vast majority of small padlocks out there are not hugely pick-resistant.
Basically a semi-competent locksmith will be able to get them open in less than a minute. And of course at this size you don't even need any skill if destructive entry is an option, you can break them open with two wrenches.
My conclusion is that these small locks are really about keeping honest people honest and preventing opportunistic theft, but if you want to go beyond that you'll have to take a big leap in size and cost.
It's useful that your luggage can't just be opened up quickly and on the sly. For example when you check a suitcase in by baggage handlers [1]
Same goes for hotel room safes. I would certainly not store anything very valuable in there. But to lock away a couple hundred euros, some equipment and your cards, which you don't need to carry on your person it's good enough.
Certainly much better than just having your valuables lying around openly.
[1] Sure, a baggage handler with a set of TSA master keys can open it very quickly and possibly discreetly. Who has ever thought about anything which can go wrong with that implementation?
e: clarification
For stuff like that I usually just try and find a good hiding spot.
The hotel safes are trivial to open (most don't even bother changing the factory master password...) and that's the first place anyone is going to look for stuff to steal.
It's kinda like if the hotel room had an open wicker basket with a sign saying "STORE VALUABLES HERE"--you'd probably keep them literally anywhere _but_ there.
I can see all sorts of potential for awful behavior with this lock (child abuse, etc.) that company counsel would be afraid of.
I mean. Anything this lock can do can be done with a regular lock too, so I don't see why any lawyers would get skittish about that.
Also, I seriously doubt that Chinese companies that produce cheap products like these ever consult with lawyers.
This barely being a lock in the first place, though
You know, aiming to lock for a day but accidentally locking for a year and a day.
The 70's version probably worked better because with the incessant ticking off the timer, you'd put it in the garage or a shed or somewhere else inconvenient.
Another time I bought an antistatic rubber mat for electronics. Ali express ads have only 1 reaction for the keyword rubber, so for 6 months I got ads for all kinds of rubber ... things.. for, you know ... hobbies...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_lock
https://gaslampantiques.com/shop/historic-bank-vault-time-lo...
For me (on desktop) it looks like a list of tweets, one after another, sometimes with a "Load more of this thread" link in the middle.
In general I don't click twitter links on HN because I find the format painful for anything but short content. However I do make an exception for Foone as they have a lot of interesting stuff.
[0]: https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1372945388664066061?s=20
*they have
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1387999563382857729.html
I mainly don't want the rest of Twitter added into my experience or life, so this helps immensely.
I would've assumed that's the one universally reviled thing in the world (awkward stuttery twitter threads, as opposed to just an article/blog), but my assumptions are challenged again (always a good thing :).