Google: Look, you can buy a device with less storage, and store all your MP3s in the cloud!
Me: This sounds terrible… but ok, let’s give it a go.
Google: Now that you have all your music in the cloud, wouldn’t it be nice if you paid us monthly for access to a lot more music?
Me: No.
Google: I see you switched to another app while watching a YouTube video. If you paid us extra, you could keep playing that in the background!
Me: First, why would I ever want that? It’s bad enough YouTube now keeps playing videos in a little thumbnail when I try to exit them. Second, why are you charging a monthly fee for a feature that ought to just come with your app?
Google: Hey, how about a free trial of our subscription service?
Me: No.
Google: Hey, how about we ask you every day if you want a free trial to our subscription service?
Me: Still no.
Google: Ok, I tell you what. How about we shut down Google Play Music, literally the only built in MP3 player, and then if you want to keep listening to music on your phone, you pay us monthly?
Me: Buys an iPhone.