"nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself"
This situation stinks, for sure. If you want to protect yourself, use shadow volumes. Far better solution than questionable legal arguments.
As for shadow volumes, that's a whole other kettle of fish. I'm sure it won't be quite that simple - if your VLC history has a link to /shadow-volume/pirate_movie.avi then they may be able to compel you to decrypt it.
Granted, if we were working for the prosecutor we would be able to put 2 and 2 together ... but ... these are the same morons who just a few days ago grabbed an entire rack instead of one server, not being able to tell the difference.
You're giving them too much credit.
Anyway, as of right now, cops/prosecutor only get real excited if there's naked children involved ... and frankly, you shouldn't be doing that sort of shit anyway. Just jerk off to normal porn like everybody else, problem solved.
> Just jerk off to normal porn like everybody else, problem solved.
sigh
First they came for those accused of pedophilia, and I said nothing because I wasn't accused of pedophilia.
The FBI agents who did that are very much not prosecutors (and we still don't know why the FBI did that; it may have been intentional).
But we have never held, as the Supreme Court of Ohio did, that the privilege is unavailable to those who claim innocence. To the contrary, we have emphasized that one of the Fifth Amendment's "basic functions ... is to protect innocent men ... 'who otherwise might be ensnared by ambiguous circumstances.' " Grunewald v. United States, 353 U. S. 391, 421 (1957) (quoting Slochower v. Board of Higher Ed. of New York City, 350 U. S. 551, 557-558 (1956)) (emphasis in original). In Grunewald, we recognized that truthful responses of an innocent witness, as well as those of a wrongdoer, may provide the government with incriminating evidence from the speaker's own mouth. 353 U. S., at 421-422.
-- Supreme Court in Ohio v Matthew Reiner, http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/cgi-bin/getcase.pl?court=US...
The fifth protect you from having to compel a statement, since you can then be declared guilty for either: any invented crime you testify you did (if you testify as they want you to); perjury (if you testify, but not what they want you to say); contempt of court (if you refuse to testify).
Can I go to federal prison if the police ask to me translate some paper in foreign language I happen to have in my pocket and i refuse/don't know the language?
I myself may not know how to read what is on the paper
If you think things are confusing now, wait until merely sticking electrodes on someone's head and making them think about certain things by talking to them, without requiring any voluntary response, can generate usable evidence.
Requiring someone to reveal a passphrase or access procedure to reveal encrypted or otherwise secured evidence, external to the brain, is the tip of the iceberg.