Travis Kalanick's CloudKitchens Repeats Uber Playbook, Loses Staff
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> paltry bonuses and a contentious new leveling system
No one joined the company because they were hoping for a rehabilitated boss with a new outlook and world view.
The nice thing about paying people well and treating them fairly is that you can wear any t-shirt you want. If you break trust or fail to deliver though, you might get labeled as an adjective you didn't know you were.
> Employees receive 10% of their equity allotment (in some cases called profit units, since the company's an LLC) for their first year, 20% the second, 30% the third, and the final 40% the fourth year. And employees need to stay through the entire fourth year – if you leave at day 364, you're out of luck for your 40%.
AFAIK, even Amazon shares vest monthly.
Gee, what could go wrong....
Wow.
I am astonished that someone like Kalanick, who is in some ways so smart and business savvy, can make mistakes like this twice.
In case anyone is unfamiliar with early Uber culture, I highly recommend reading Susan Fowler's account of being a female engineer at Kalanick-heyday-era Uber. https://www.susanjfowler.com/blog/2017/2/19/reflecting-on-on...
I hope I too can fuck up and become a billionaire some day.
Maybe something closer would be “finger licking good” and that’s actually used by many restaurants and was used by KFC until covid.
“Happy ending” is actually super common for use on Asian restaurant menus. And I usually assume the Asian owners made that decision.
Using “Uncle Tom’a Chicken” is an offensive stereotype and even if it was made by a guy named Tom who had niblings it wouldn’t funny or clever to me.
Happy ending isn’t self-deprecating and also has some meaningful relation to food since desert is an ending and it’s sweet and happy, etc etc.
There’s really no connection to Uncle Tom and chicken that I see.
I am expressing no opinion on whether this is ok or not, but there has been a chain restaurant in the northeastern US catering mainly to families whose signature dessert was a "happy ending" sundae for decades.
And it appears that they do not use that phrase any more, but I found evidence it was eliminated in the last 3 years. I don't know why - it might have been a combination of changing sensibilities and their bankruptcy leading to reexamining things.
(2018)
"Get a free Happy Ending Sundae when you try any of our 5 new entrées!"
- friendlysrestaurants.com
My guess is that Friendly's use of that phrase dates back to before the days that it was a well-known wink-and-a-nudge phrase related to Asian massage parlors.
https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/294866/when-did-...
I'm not sure there's a clear boundary between the usages where the second one just jumped out of nowhere.
Someone in the thread linked above mentions lyrics from 1978 that mention a "happy ending":
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/olivianewtonjohn/alittlemore...
You can point to an authoritative source like the OED, and at the same time question whether it really penetrated to everyone.
Considering that, as I wrote, it was used until 2018 by one restaurant chain, that might be a plausible estimate of when it became commonly known to most people.
So is it reasonable to come down like a ton of bricks on someone in 2021? Is it fair to say that 19 years is not enough time to adjust, while 22 years is more than enough?
Then again being up to the same shit again might actually get him in trouble this time around.