"The answer is, it was reviewed and accepted by a human. That's it. Full stop. There's your human subject right there in the middle of your research work. "

Thats not the correct or relevant criteria. If you were correct, testing airport security and testing AntiMoney Laundering checks at a bank would amount to human experiments. In fact its hard to think of any study of the real world that would not become a "human experiment".

"When you claim that this study was about a process, you're literally taking the researchers side."

Thats some seriously screwed up logic right here.

"Weinstein was a Nazi and a serial killer, if you disagree with me you are taking his side"