- reduce engineering costs by adding telemetry to make all your customers debug for you.
- conveniently save all telemetry forever, just in case you can sell it for money.
- pop-up advertising. I think those videos that play at the gas station would look good on the bootup screen. If the bootup is too short, then lock the desktop until it is finished.
- take away features, then sell them back as upgrades. adjustable volume? $5