The first worlds first decentralized dating platform for the crypto elite

I'm uh, working on a cryptocurrency, right now it's running in a lot of lawnmowers. It's the future of humanity. No, I don't have any other shoes.

How do I contribute? I have an idea ‘Twitter but with finite state machines’, where undereducated but pedantic dilettantes share ‘state updates’, and each person’s update must force the rest of the network to set their current state (since its immutable and shit).

So if I go from ‘happy’ to ‘sad’, the rest of you better update your state on this network. I suppose this will scale.

Looks like something out of a sci-fi novel to me. But everyone has their preference, so I don't discriminate. I prefer old-fashioned hookups that I find on https://www.hornycontacts.com/horny-chat.html, and I don't plan on switching dating websites any time soon. For people like me they are pretty much ideal in every way.

Clever name, and clever slogan (“swipe right, HODL right”). I’m all for wrestling control over a key societal function (dating) away from centralized giants like Bumble and Match group. But this seems to be a site set up for humor mostly (womp womp) by https://badunicorn.vc/

Just anecdotally, the most attractive women that I've met had no idea about cryptocurrency.

Only anecdotal of course, maybe I was at the wrong bars. But probably not.