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Or children if we are being really serious about the whole problem.

We can also implant electronic eyes in everyones skulls, required by law. That way we can see if they're ever looking at illegal content.

(this is the premise of more than one Black Mirror episode)

Here's a startup idea Bill Gates will surely support :D

Ban child making itself, I say!

Bring back the Shaking Quakers

As crazy as that would be, it's actually a much better solution. Heck, it would even be better if they wanted to ban all images on the internet.

But of course, banning encryption isn't actually about protecting children

This always stops people in their tracks.