One thing I find hilarious, btw:

The antiquated low-tech equity exchanges charge less than 1 bp in trading fees on average, if I'm not mistaken.

The hip new high-tech crypto exchange charges between 50 and 200 bp in trading fees (unless you trade a lot), around 60 bp on average, it seems.

So, crypto trading on Coinbase is two orders of magnitude more expensive than good old fashioned equity. Yay for progress!