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How could you suggest such a horrible thing? Just think of all the prison guards that would put out of work!

They could just transition to be ushers for the public executions events.

Be sure not to step on the bushes when getting your football...

I seem to recall a star trek episode about that...

because then everyone would be sentenced to death, and that is ridiculous.

Kind of like the ridiculous percentage of the US population currently in prison.

Hey, it's free labour.

And if they're hackers, then well, they're skilled free labor.