You know, starting a successful company is far too easy. This is obviously an attempt to make things a little harder.

Coming soon:

* I want to start a tech start-up without ever touching a keyboard

* I want to start a tech start-up from my bed

* I want to start a tech start-up with only stupid people

* I want to start a tech start-up on an Apple II

* I want to start a tech start-up with a bullet in my head...