bad DNS config push - 1 shot
routing loop - 2 shots
third party advertising your routes - 3 shots
power outage at data centre it turns out everything depends on despite decades and millions in engineering to avoid precisely that - 4 shots
Wolves ate through fiber - 5 shots
And it was a full moon - 6 shots
Single service failure, but service has not been restarted in 5 years, and no longer restarts in any documented fashion - 7 shots
And service developers left the company to found a startup - 8 shots
Expired internal SSL certificate - 9 shots
Daylight savings changeover-induced database corruption - 10 shots
Windows Update - 11 shots
I hope it's wolves, that would create a new category in https://cybersquirrel1.com/
Hunter shot your fiber relay with a hunting rifle - 6 shots
My favorite can’t-restart story is “the shared password manager is down, we need a hardware crypto key to restart it, the key is in the safe, and the safe’s combination was in the shared password manager.”
I can't log in to Facebook because Facebook wants approval from the Duo Mobile 2FA app. The 2FA app won't approve the login because it wants a code that can only be obtained by logging in to Facebook.
Solution: Deleted both Duo Mobile and Facebook apps. Moved on with my life.
Here it is anyway: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22316230
Ditto if they can bring it down intentionally and cover their tracks so no one finds out who did it.