The top banner should be transparent so that the scrolled text is visible through it (cf. stackoverflow). Also needs the second top red banner begging to enable javascript. The looking glass search button should be in a sticky position in the middle of the window obscuring the text (cf. wired.com).

You missed a banner nagging me to download the mobile app, I can still see actual content on about 25% of my phone screen!

> Also you have to click "I Agree"

No thanks. My preferred method for removing cookie banners is to just delete the node from the DOM. It works 99% of the time and I don't have to agree to anything. I suspect it's only a matter of time until someone makes uBlock Origin for cookie banners instead of ads.

EDIT: Nevermind. It's already part of uBlock Origin.

It just needs an auto-playing video that docks itself in to the corner as you try to scroll away from it

Your site still loads fast and doesn't hog my CPU

Please add some content so that I can start scrolling through it, and halfway into the content, have most of it blocked by a new modal!