> If anyone has fiat lying around causing them problems I'd be happy to take it off your hands. I'm certified for proper fiat handling.

You can't be trusted not to manipulate the Bitcoin market, as you just got fined; your customer service is abhorant and you keep shutting down accounts and trades for no explicable reason. Why would anyone trust you with anything at this point is beyond me.

I want you personally to know that YOU and Coinbase (and what it represents) are the bane of Bitcoin and all of HN and YC should know that.