Oracle Cloud to Acquire Linux Kernel Technology eBPF

This reads like an April 1st gag. Is there a corroborating account from a different, reliable source?

> said Jean-Claude Juncker, President of the European Commission

Fake!

How are they acquiring a technology? I am confused. Can you own parts of the linux kernel? edit:NVM april fools

It's a low effort April Fools joke. Just flag it and move along.

Check today's date :')

Check today’s date :)

April fools?