Steal (obviously); the world is zero sum. Any money you have was taken from someone else. Probably an amazon truck driver who was forced at gun point into the job.
There are those who hold the viewpoint that if you don't have money from a job, you're eventually going to run afoul of those with guns (police), so you are forced at gunpoint to work somewhere. I've seen people say that here on HN. This is why I'm not sure that it was sarcasm. But still, I suspect it was.