This post is basically ‘I observed some behavior and I don’t understand it, so here’s some speculative fearmongering.’ The browser is
not letting trackers “continue to "keep tabs" on us in some way”; about the only info that the site can get is that if the connection drops unexpectedly then maybe the user entered a tunnel. (In fact, closing the connection the instant the user clicks 'X' would actually give the site
more information.) The reason that the behavior isn’t communicated to users (and that “Jeff is a nitwit”) is because it’s
utterly irrelevant to them, and not really a privacy concern. Just because the connection was used to load an analytics script at some point in the past does not mean that the TCP socket pair somehow becomes an instrument of spying.
Incidentally, there actually is some work being done to reduce the need to hold on to these connections. 0-RTT (zero round-trip-time) session resumption with QUIC (HTTP/3) should allow the browser to instantly pick back up a previous communication without needing to hold a socket open in the meantime.