the fuck did I just read? A bunch of buzz words smashed together "hyper clouds", "DevSecOps".

Then starts to show off how easy it is to use heroku, while complaining about how complex it is???

And at the end there are some vague screenshots showing a supposedly easier method of deploying things than using heroku, but first you have to learn GitLab CI/CD, Terraform, AWS, and probably a bunch of other things?