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Oh ok, so if I'm a good dog you'll take my leash off? Can you please just delete my account like I've asked for multiple times?

If not, what does it take to earn a permaban?

I can't find any record of you asking us to delete your account. Have you emailed hn@ycombinator.com, as https://news.ycombinator.com/newsfaq.html explains?