Ohhhh, you are so in trouble now! :P
I am pondering moving to a rather remote estate with my wife but we're both city kids and have zero clue how to defend ourselves in such conditions (I am even thinking we should take shooting lessons and bring guns to the estate as well).
Part of our plan is a surveillance system -- I planned to have an on-site ZFS storage cluster with several cameras that periodically encrypts the last 5 minutes and sends them off-site. Not sure how complex such a setup might turn out to be though... Maybe there's a way to make the storage cluster itself auto-replicate remotely often enough? I'm not that educated yet.
Do you have any recommendations? I don't want to spend $5000 due to paranoia but I don't want to be defenseless in case of a robbery either. What's the middle ground?