Another one I heard recently that I like: “If you ain’t having fun building it your users ain’t gonna have fun using it.”
A friend did just that. The judge read the arresting officer's description of the event, making sure to clarify all the really dumb/embarrassing stuff he did. Everyone in the courtroom laughed at my friend (including the judge), and he ended up just having to pay a fine + court fees.
You shouldn't poop in the road at 1am and then stop cars by standing naked in the street about a mile from the police station. The fun time ended when the next car he stopped was a police car.
This only works if you are white and relatively affluent looking.
Taking the example of the outdoor pooping posted before, this would get you indecent exposure charges and a trip to the sex offender registry. And you better pray that none of the cars that passed by had a minor in them.