Professor(Professor&&) = delete;The job role of 'professor' may be able to get tenure (I think these roles usually do) but 'lecturer' really means 'full time temporary teacher, with a contract for a specified amount of time.
Them: "Hello Professor"
Me: "Technically I'm not a professor."
Them: "Okay, we'll just call you Doctor."
Me: "Yeah, about that... not a doctor either."
Them: "So why are we paying you?"
Me: "Technically, you're paying the school. And the school is paying me... very little"
Them: "Answer the question"
Me: "Because I know stuff that you don't."
Mostly they still just call me professor and I feel awkward every time.
I'm guessing you don't teach computer science
"God-Boss."
(Pace Steven Brust.)
1) 'Steve' (his first name)
2) 'Mr. Wolfman' (his last name)
3) 'Darth Wolfman' (funny, obvious not meant to be taken seriously, option)
Guess what the class overwhelmingly voted for? :)