God that is an annoying website. I understand that your personal site should be a showcase for your Javascript skills, but I think adding audio cues to a blog is a step too far. The first time I visited this site, the sounds hadn't loaded in properly, and then it unleashed a buffer of ~20 bubble popping sound effects on my poor ears. Plus, the superfluous animation is tacky, and the centered text strikes me as an unbelievable waste of space.

Sorry if that comes off as a bit rude (if it's any consolation, I liked your clay figure!), but I honestly prefer reading plain markdown on a white background.