I enjoyed Fortran/FORTRAN. Is a nice succinct language.
"Lovecraftian hieroglyphics of Fortran" <-- the author never programmed in Perl, I presume.
"Lovecraftian hieroglyphics of Fortran" <-- the author never programmed in Perl, I presume.
The author might want to stay away from MUMPS for sanity's sake.
Or in Fortran, it's a relatively verbose language from what I remember of it (that said, I learned Fortran 90/95, so maybe the older variants were worse)