Scientists Just Figured Out How to Turn Your Body into a Battery

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4 pointsdangwu5 comments

not be a maga moron but Microsoft has a patent (#060606) that uses your body as an energy resource.

Why do you mention the patent by number, instead of by like, a link or something?

#666 is the number of the beast.

And it isn’t actually the patent number. (Also, iirc there’s some evidence that the number is supposed to be 616 instead, or that both work for the intended idea)

What, do you think God couldn’t have specified the 0 digits in-between? And, it isn’t like it was originally written in decimal. As such, it seems unlikely that the property in question is having 3 six digits, but rather the specific number.

Read some biblical scholarship?

Reading the patent description is like seeing a blueprint for the destruction of human happiness: https://patents.google.com/patent/WO2020060606A1/en

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