Why would you ever trust Amazon's Alexa after this?
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One of the most overwrought sentences I've ever read
Edit: Also the third paragraph: "I concluded that the idea was arrant bonkers, as are most things Alexa-enabled." Arrant should be arrantly (or not used at all because, c'mon, we get it, you went to college). If you want to write all hoighty-toighty-like, you ought to at least get the grammar right.
Actually, modifying adjectives that are exactly nouns used metaphorically as if you were modifying the original noun (thus invoking the original metaphor, directly) rather than the adjective it has become in practice isn't all that uncommon.
Smart home controls, music and weather are all that I (and from what I’ve heard anecdotally, most others) use it for.