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Another would be to determine the minimum number of atoms the spring would need to remain structurally coherent across this distance. Methinks it would be many.
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Afterthought: I forgot to add, the second item for sale necessitates that corrections be made to Maxwell's eqn/Gauss's Law of Magnetism. There's a few textbooks to correct I'd reckon.
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So I suppose COMPLEX SOLUTIONS solve - or should I say reduce - all soluble problems simultaneously. :-)
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