Wholly agreed. It seems like the bar of a quality post was lowered significantly for the CTO...
Can't wait? Read this instead: https://blog.cloudflare.com/cloudflare-workers-now-support-c...
I actually wrote that post because the internal blog pipeline at Cloudflare had dried up. By posting it and cajoling people I managed to get a whole load of posts to appear (I bet some of those people were thinking "I can do better than THAT!")
This problem has a name actually - there’s a solution called Bjorklund’s algorithm which was originally used in physics. It was picked up by a music researcher (Godfried Toussaint) who noticed that it generates satisfying rhythms too. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euclidean_rhythm I implemented it myself for Sonic Pi as the spread function.