Influencer Cancellation Insurance

filaxis.pro

32 points·alkalineingot··6 comments

With "The spiders are here and you must let them in. We reserve the right to let the spiders in." and "The black soldier fly (BSFL) is a great source of fatty acids and is used in many hair products as well as a feed for stock chickens." in the https://www.filaxis.pro/terms/ I can't tell if it's an elaborate joke.

At the bottom:

"This Is Not Real... ...it is a piece of satire, inspired by the concept of disgrace insurance, the 'blue check homes' viral art project, and the incessant push to make everything a service.

If you did believe this was real, we'd like to ask you to read the fine print next time."

But I was fooled at first, not gonna lie.

That's funny, I actually read the fineprint and didn't see the much bigger bolder disclaimer at the bottom.

I really love the terms and conditions (https://www.filaxis.pro/terms/), in particular, their solution for non-unique names.

"In the event of registration with Filaxis Insurance Company you are legally obligated to ensure that your given name as provided is unique, and not shared by any other user of our Services. In the event that your given name is found to not fulfill this requirement, we reserve the right to arrange for an altercation between you and any or all users with shared names in order to determine who will be allowed to retain the aforementioned given name. All vanquished users in this altercation will be required to take the legal name Filaxis Insurance Company."

From terms: https://www.filaxis.pro/terms/

"We reserve our right to, without notice, reason, or liability, terminate your access to our services, and if necessary, you."

Totally bogus nonsense

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