- Flatulence is not "you rotting from the inside"
- I have friends that have (had) night-shifts back-to-back to a regular shift, and were on-call for for several nights a month. They never failed to answer the phone. They worked as the on-call doctor for a whole station in a clinic, not answering or not listening would have been disastrous! They admitted to be "zombies" but they were functional.
I'm not saying that this doesn't sound like hell, and I seriously am glad I never accepted a job with on-call duties, but this form of hyperbole rubs me the wrong way.