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Lock-in those Whales and you can milk that Cow comfortably long enough.

Milk that Cow comfortably long enough and then you can break all the eggs you want.

Maybe you can break all the eggs you want, but your still gonna have a problem of that golden goose flies away someday

We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

Wow. Four jokes in a row. Is this a reddit thread or a hacker news thread? I can't tell any more.

It's four jokes carrying an actual worthy discussion.

It has all the features of a mildly upvoted HN discussion or an infinitely downvoted Reddit one.

A golden goose in the hand is worth two in the bush.