I'm a fan of DO too. In terms of "what's missing?", how about the equivalent of AWS Lambda@Edge or Cloudfront EdgeWorkers? ie, a NodeJS runtime as close to the end user as the nearest CDN edge.
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The competitor, was it DigitalOcean? (Or am I misunderstanding :-) )
(I work on Cloudflare Workers.)
(But in my previous comment I totally missed that chrisweekly said "Cloudfront" and not "Cloudflare", lol.)