Aside: what the fuck is going on with this webpage? The only scripts I have blocked are from stripe.com (why are there stripe.com scripts on an newsletter?) and the webpage totally breaks rendering in Chrome. Instead there's a horizontal scroll bar that, when scrolled, renders a different part of the article but ruins the older parts. Is this some method of tracking users reading through the entire article?

Also the entire newsletter content is in a variable in a script tag? If javascript is disabled, you see the entire article. What is the point of all this javascript?