I'm deleting my fork, here's the patch for posterity:

    @@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ for(var index = 0; index < tds.length; index++)
         td.getAttribute('class').indexOf('title') != -1 && 
         td.firstChild && 
         td.firstChild.tagName == 'A' &&
    -    td.firstChild.text.match(/bit\s*coin/i))
    +    td.firstChild.text.match(/(hide|block|ban).*(story|stories|article|submission|comment)/i))
       {
         var tr1 = td.parentNode;
         var tr2 = tr1.nextSibling;

What about the band that broke the bitcoin story!?