Well, I wanted to make a 3D model and 3D print it, but I just didn't want to use OpenSCAD. So I ended up making a whole new 3D modeling library based on signed distance functions. I'm pretty happy with how it turned out so far, so I thought I would write a nice README and share it here.
It's certainly complete enough that you could try it out and make your own 3D models - let me know if you make anything interesting!