With regard to being able to create a "master" database, use a "female" connector, hold a "stand up" meeting, or greet people with "hey guys," we certainly are.
What's the problem with stand-up meeting?
Some people can't stand up.
Having lived through an actual armed insurrection: I hope you get treated for whatever mental illness has caused you to lose touch with reality.
That crosses the line badly. You can't post like this here, and we ban accounts that do. Please don't do it again.